eew!

first:
Why are cockroaches so yucky?!

second:
I asked an 8 y.o. kid today: What do you see inside the cup? (answer: ice)
me: Good job, buddy. What else could go inside the cup?
him: dr. pepper, coke, beer
(my facial expression: what!?!)
him: Not that I usually drink it but, regular beer, lite beer, goat beer.
me: yeah, umm, how about milk, juice, water, lemonade, etc....

(eww...what the heck is goat beer?)